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Hey, Loser

A gorgeous, popular twenty-something shares an apartment with an awkward roommate she loves to tease and toy with whenever she's bored. The…

Episodes
5
Free
2
Then
12 tk
Ep. 1
1:04
Rated
18+

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What Hey, Loser gives away at no charge

Its first 2 episodes are. Hey, Loser opens with a free episode 1 that needs no login, episode 2 unlocks after a free sign-up, and each of the other 3 costs 12 tokens, so the whole tape comes to 36 tokens.

  • Episode 1on the house, no login
  • Episode 2on the house after sign-up
  • Episodes 3–512 tokens per episode

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On the back of the box

Hey, Loser – still from episode 1

A gorgeous, popular twenty-something shares an apartment with an awkward roommate she loves to tease and toy with whenever she's bored. The harmless fun slowly becomes an addictive game in which each encounter lands as either a reward or a punishment.

Summary written by the shelf from Candy's description of the series.

Also known as (Candy's own titles abroad): the German box says Hey, Verlierer · the Spanish box says Hola, perdedor. · the French box says Salut, perdant. · the Portuguese box says Oi, Perdedor..

Tape index: episode by episode

Hey, Loser comes as 5 short vertical episodes. Here is how each one unlocks.

01 Episode 1

The opener and the free sample: it plays as soon as you press play, without logging in. It runs 1:04.

free

02 Episode 2

Still on the house: a free Candy account (email and an 18+ check) unlocks it.

free

03 Episode 3

Where the free part stops: the first paid episode, 12 tokens to unlock.

12 tk

04 Episode 4

The story keeps going here for 12 tokens.

12 tk

05 Episode 5

The finale, where the story wraps up: 12 tokens.

12 tk

The whole tape: Hey, Loser from start to finish

From the first frame of Hey, Loser to the credits of its last episode: 5 episodes. 2 of them cost nothing; the other 3 take 12 tokens each, 36 tokens in total. A month of Premium brings 100 tokens, enough for the whole remainder. Candy has no complete free version, and copies posted elsewhere as "full" are not its uploads.

Episode 1 runs 1:04 (read from the video file Candy streams, 720×1280 portrait). Subtitles: German, English, Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese.

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Questions at the counter

What part of Hey, Loser costs nothing?

Its first 2 episodes are. Hey, Loser opens with a free episode 1 that needs no login, episode 2 unlocks after a free sign-up, and each of the other 3 costs 12 tokens, so the whole tape comes to 36 tokens.

Where do I stream Hey, Loser?

Candy.ai is the only place it is released. Our buttons open it there: episode 1 plays straight away, and episode 2 after a no-cost registration. Copies on tube or "full episode" sites are not from Candy.

Hey, Loser: how many episodes?

5 episodes in all: 2 free and 3 paid.

Does Candy give away Hey, Loser complete?

Not the full series. On Candy 2 of its 5 episodes are free and the rest are unlocked with tokens; there is no complete free version, and uploads elsewhere that promise one are not Candy's.

How much is the whole series?

36 tokens for the 3 paid episodes (12 each). Premium's 100 monthly tokens cover all of them.

Does it have subtitles?

Yes: German, English, Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese.